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Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman. | Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman. | ||
Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. | Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in [[skateboarding]] where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest. After taking care of her charges Michael and Jane Banks, Poppins underwent [[Photoshop|plastic surgery]] due to complaints by [[Julie Andrews]] saying she "looked too much like her" and later went on to take care of Michael's children following the death of his wife. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
* She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean. | * She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean. | ||
* Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly. | * Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly. | ||
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[[Category:People who commit antics]] | [[Category:People who commit antics]] | ||
[[Category:Vegetables]] | [[Category:Vegetables]] | ||