Benson - Revision history

Huck at 09:57, 12 January 2026

2026-01-12T09:57:09Z

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	\| name = Benson		\| name = Benson
	\| image = File:Benson dummy.jpg		\| image = File:Benson dummy.jpg
	\| imagewidth = ~~240px~~		\| imagewidth = 240
	\| caption = Benson		\| caption = Benson
	\| born = ca. 250 B.C.		\| born = ca. 250 B.C.

Huck at 12:50, 28 April 2024

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	*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].		*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].

	~~[[Category:Imbeciles]]~~
	[[Category:Ninjas]]		[[Category:Ninjas]]
	[[Category:People who commit antics]]		[[Category:People who commit antics]]
	[[Category:Vegetables]]		[[Category:Vegetables]]

Huck at 03:38, 9 May 2023

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	\| level = 5 Thug		\| level = 5 Thug
	\| status = Dead		\| status = Dead
	\| location = Second Chance Antiques		\| location = Second Chance Antiques (formerly)<br/>Ashina
	\| allies = [[Carl Johnson]]		\| allies = [[Carl Johnson]]<br/>[[Vito Corleone]]
	\| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Harry the Fly]]		\| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Harry the Fly]]<br/>[[Kimi Räikkönen]]<br/>[[Genichiro]]
	}}		}}
	{{Q\|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.\|Slappy on Benson}}		{{Q\|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.\|Slappy on Benson}}
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	Benson and his near-identical peers exist for ''[[Imbecile\|absolutely no reason]]'', apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby\|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".		Benson and his near-identical peers exist for ''[[Imbecile\|absolutely no reason]]'', apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby\|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".

			Prior to his career as a dummy, Benson had served as a shinobi bodyguard for some kid named Kuro, who for some reason possessed [[Warez\|immortality]]. Years of mercilessly slaughtering low-rent clowns and feudal lords have taken a toll on Benson, hence why he eventually went back to the Tri-County area in search of work opportunities.

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
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	[[Category:Imbeciles]]		[[Category:Imbeciles]]
			[[Category:Ninjas]]
	[[Category:People who commit antics]]		[[Category:People who commit antics]]
	[[Category:Vegetables]]		[[Category:Vegetables]]

Huck at 04:34, 14 July 2019

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	\| location = Second Chance Antiques		\| location = Second Chance Antiques
	\| allies = [[Carl Johnson]]		\| allies = [[Carl Johnson]]
	\| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]		\| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Harry the Fly]]
	}}		}}
	{{Q\|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.\|Slappy on Benson}}		{{Q\|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.\|Slappy on Benson}}
	'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it.		'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it.

	Benson and his near-identical peers exist for [[Imbecile\|absolutely no reason]], apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby\|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".		Benson and his near-identical peers exist for ''[[Imbecile\|absolutely no reason]]'', apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby\|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==

Huck at 10:00, 4 July 2019

2019-07-04T10:00:53Z

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			:''Not to be confused with [[Barry B. Benson]].''
	{{infobox character		{{infobox character
	\| name = Benson		\| name = Benson

Huck at 09:57, 4 July 2019

2019-07-04T09:57:01Z

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	*He was awarded "Sexiest Man of the Year" by ''Sports Illustrated'', beating both Woody and [[Darth Vader]].		*He was awarded "Sexiest Man of the Year" by ''Sports Illustrated'', beating both Woody and [[Darth Vader]].
	*He is not related to Slappy in any way.		*He is not related to Slappy in any way.
			*Contrary to popular belief, he does not like jazz.
	*Is known to smoke the finest catnip in all of New Jersey.		*Is known to smoke the finest catnip in all of New Jersey.
	*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].		*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].

Huck at 05:50, 4 July 2019

2019-07-04T05:50:24Z

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	\| race = Dummy		\| race = Dummy
	\| faction = Gabby's gang		\| faction = Gabby's gang
	\| health = 69		\| health = 0.001
	\| level = 5 Thug		\| level = 5 Thug
	\| status = Dead		\| status = Dead
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	'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it.		'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it.

	Benson and his near-identical peers exist for absolutely no reason, apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby\|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "Ken Block".		Benson and his near-identical peers exist for [[Imbecile\|absolutely no reason]], apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby\|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
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	*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].		*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].

			[[Category:Imbeciles]]
			[[Category:People who commit antics]]
	[[Category:Vegetables]]		[[Category:Vegetables]]
	~~[[Category:Imbeciles]]~~

Huck: Created page with "{{infobox character | name = Benson | image = File:Benson dummy.jpg | imagewidth = 240px | caption = Benson | born = ca. 250 B.C. | died = ca. 2556 |..."

2019-07-04T05:41:10Z

Created page with "{{infobox character | name = Benson | image = File:Benson dummy.jpg | imagewidth = 240px | caption = Benson | born = ca. 250 B.C. | died = ca. 2556 |..."

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{{infobox character
| name = Benson
| image = File:Benson dummy.jpg
| imagewidth = 240px
| caption = Benson
| born = ca. 250 B.C.
| died = ca. 2556
| title = Disney's biggest ripoff since Lion King.
| gender = Indeterminate
| race = Dummy
| faction = Gabby's gang
| health = 69
| level = 5 Thug
| status = Dead
| location = Second Chance Antiques
| allies = [[Carl Johnson]]
| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]
}}
{{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}}
'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it.

Benson and his near-identical peers exist for absolutely no reason, apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "Ken Block".

==Trivia==
*He was awarded "Sexiest Man of the Year" by ''Sports Illustrated'', beating both Woody and [[Darth Vader]].
*He is not related to Slappy in any way.
*Is known to smoke the finest catnip in all of New Jersey.
*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]].

[[Category:Vegetables]]
[[Category:Imbeciles]]