Mary Poppins - Revision history

Huck at 09:58, 12 January 2026

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	\| name = Mary Poppins		\| name = Mary Poppins
	\| image = File:Mary Poppins2.jpg		\| image = File:Mary Poppins2.jpg
	\| imagewidth = ~~240px~~		\| imagewidth = 240
	\| caption = Mary Poppins		\| caption = Mary Poppins
	\| born = ca. 420 B.C.		\| born = ca. 420 B.C.

Huck at 08:47, 25 May 2024

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	Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned\|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!\|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.		Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned\|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!\|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.

	Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. ~~She~~ also had a notable career in [[skateboarding]] where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest. After taking care of her charges Michael and Jane Banks, ~~Poppins~~ underwent [[Photoshop\|plastic surgery]] due to complaints by [[Julie Andrews]] saying she "looked too much like her" and later went on to take care of Michael's children following the death of his wife.		Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. Poppins also had a notable career in [[skateboarding]] where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest. After taking care of her charges Michael and Jane Banks, Mary underwent [[Photoshop\|plastic surgery]] due to complaints by [[Julie Andrews]] saying she "looked too much like her" and later went on to take care of Michael's children following the death of his wife.

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	* She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.		* She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.
	* Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.		* Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.
			* She is the only person known to beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.

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Huck at 06:00, 18 May 2024

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	'''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.		'''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.

	Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned\|gaslighting children]] and [[~~AAAAAAAAA~~!\|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.		Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned\|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!\|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.

	Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest.		Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in [[skateboarding]] where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest. After taking care of her charges Michael and Jane Banks, Poppins underwent [[Photoshop\|plastic surgery]] due to complaints by [[Julie Andrews]] saying she "looked too much like her" and later went on to take care of Michael's children following the death of his wife.

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==

Huck: Created page with "{{infobox character | name = Mary Poppins | image = File:Mary Poppins2.jpg | imagewidth = 240px | caption = Mary Poppins | born = ca. 420 B.C. | died = ? | title = The nanny herself. | gender = Female | race = Indeterminate | faction = ? | health = Immortal | level = 69 | status = Alive | location = London, England | allies = Herbert Alfred
The Banks children | enemies = Big Smoke
Kimi Räik..."

2024-05-15T12:18:14Z

Created page with "{{infobox character | name = Mary Poppins | image = File:Mary Poppins2.jpg | imagewidth = 240px | caption = Mary Poppins | born = ca. 420 B.C. | died = ? | title = The nanny herself. | gender = Female | race = Indeterminate | faction = ? | health = Immortal | level = 69 | status = Alive | location = London, England | allies = Herbert Alfred<br/>The Banks children | enemies = Big Smoke<br/>Kimi Räik..."

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{{infobox character
| name = Mary Poppins
| image = File:Mary Poppins2.jpg
| imagewidth = 240px
| caption = Mary Poppins
| born = ca. 420 B.C.
| died = ?
| title = The nanny herself.
| gender = Female
| race = Indeterminate
| faction = ?
| health = Immortal
| level = 69
| status = Alive
| location = London, England
| allies = Herbert Alfred<br/>The Banks children
| enemies = [[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Kimi Räikkönen]]
}}
{{Q|I made her even more famous, Pam, deal with it!|Walt Disney on Mary Poppins}}
'''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.

Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.

Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest.

==Trivia==
* She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.
* Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.

{{DEFAULTSORT:Poppins, Mary}}
[[Category:People who commit antics]]
[[Category:Vegetables]]