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'''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.

Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[~~AAAAAAAAA~~!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.

Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.

Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. ~~She~~ also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest.

Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. Poppins also had a notable career in [[skateboarding]] where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest. After taking care of her charges Michael and Jane Banks, Mary underwent [[Photoshop|plastic surgery]] due to complaints by [[Julie Andrews]] saying she "looked too much like her" and later went on to take care of Michael's children following the death of his wife.

==Trivia==

* She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.

* Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.

* She is the only person known to beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.

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 '''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.
-Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.
+Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.
-Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest.
+Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. Poppins also had a notable career in [[skateboarding]] where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest. After taking care of her charges Michael and Jane Banks, Mary underwent [[Photoshop|plastic surgery]] due to complaints by [[Julie Andrews]] saying she "looked too much like her" and later went on to take care of Michael's children following the death of his wife.
 ==Trivia==
 * She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.
 * Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.
+* She is the only person known to beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.
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