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| level = 5 Thug | | level = 5 Thug | ||
| status = Dead | | status = Dead | ||
| location = Second Chance Antiques | | location = Second Chance Antiques (formerly)<br/>Ashina | ||
| allies = [[Carl Johnson]] | | allies = [[Carl Johnson]]<br/>[[Vito Corleone]] | ||
| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]] | | enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Harry the Fly]]<br/>[[Kimi Räikkönen]]<br/>[[Genichiro]] | ||
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{{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}} | {{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}} | ||
'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it. | '''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it. | ||
Benson and his near-identical peers exist for [[Imbecile|absolutely no reason]], apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]". | Benson and his near-identical peers exist for ''[[Imbecile|absolutely no reason]]'', apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]". | ||
Prior to his career as a dummy, Benson had served as a shinobi bodyguard for some kid named Kuro, who for some reason possessed [[Warez|immortality]]. Years of mercilessly slaughtering low-rent clowns and feudal lords have taken a toll on Benson, hence why he eventually went back to the Tri-County area in search of work opportunities. | |||
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*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]]. | *Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]]. | ||
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[[Category:People who commit antics]] | [[Category:People who commit antics]] | ||
[[Category:Vegetables]] | [[Category:Vegetables]] |