Benson: Difference between revisions

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| level = 5 Thug

| status = Dead

| location = Second Chance Antiques

| location = Second Chance Antiques (formerly) Ashina

| allies = [[Carl Johnson]]

| allies = [[Carl Johnson]] [[Vito Corleone]]

| enemies = [[Woody]] [[Mrs. Nesbitt]] [[Big Smoke]] [[Harry the Fly]]

| enemies = [[Woody]] [[Mrs. Nesbitt]] [[Big Smoke]] [[Harry the Fly]] [[Kimi Räikkönen]] [[Genichiro]]

}}

{{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}}

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Benson and his near-identical peers exist for ''[[Imbecile|absolutely no reason]]'', apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".

Prior to his career as a dummy, Benson had served as a shinobi bodyguard for some kid named Kuro, who for some reason possessed [[Warez|immortality]]. Years of mercilessly slaughtering low-rent clowns and feudal lords have taken a toll on Benson, hence why he eventually went back to the Tri-County area in search of work opportunities.

==Trivia==

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[[Category:Imbeciles]]

[[Category:Ninjas]]

[[Category:People who commit antics]]

[[Category:Vegetables]]

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 | level      = 5 Thug
 | status     = Dead
-| location   = Second Chance Antiques
+| location   = Second Chance Antiques (formerly)<br/>Ashina
-| allies     = [[Carl Johnson]]
+| allies     = [[Carl Johnson]]<br/>[[Vito Corleone]]
-| enemies    = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Harry the Fly]]
+| enemies    = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]]<br/>[[Harry the Fly]]<br/>[[Kimi Räikkönen]]<br/>[[Genichiro]]
 }}
 {{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}}
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 Benson and his near-identical peers exist for ''[[Imbecile|absolutely no reason]]'', apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "[[Ken Block]]".
+Prior to his career as a dummy, Benson had served as a shinobi bodyguard for some kid named Kuro, who for some reason possessed [[Warez|immortality]]. Years of mercilessly slaughtering low-rent clowns and feudal lords have taken a toll on Benson, hence why he eventually went back to the Tri-County area in search of work opportunities.
 ==Trivia==
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 [[Category:Imbeciles]]
+[[Category:Ninjas]]
 [[Category:People who commit antics]]
 [[Category:Vegetables]]