Mary Poppins
Mary Elizabeth Poppins, married name Mary Alfred, is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.
| Mary Poppins | |
|---|---|
 Mary Poppins | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | The nanny herself. |
| Gender | Female |
| Born | ca. 420 B.C. |
| Died | ? |
| Health | Immortal |
| Level | 69 |
| Status | Alive |
| Location | London, England |
| Allies | Herbert Alfred The Banks children |
| Enemies | Big Smoke Kimi Räikkönen |
“I made her even more famous, Pam, deal with it!”
Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by P. L. Travers portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at gaslighting children and scoffing at them upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.
Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat Tony Hawk in a vert contest.
Trivia
- She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.
- Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.