Mary Elizabeth Poppins, married name Mary Alfred, is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins
Vital statistics
Title The nanny herself.
Gender Female
Born ca. 420 B.C.
Died ?
Health Immortal
Level 69
Status Alive
Location London, England
Allies Herbert Alfred
The Banks children
Enemies Big Smoke
Kimi Räikkönen

“I made her even more famous, Pam, deal with it!”

~ Walt Disney on Mary Poppins

Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by P. L. Travers portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at gaslighting children and scoffing at them upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.

Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat Tony Hawk in a vert contest.

Trivia

  • She likes rum punch, even inventing a nigh-deadly cocktail called lean.
  • Poppins speaks fluent English, French, Kotlin and x86 assembly.