Not to be confused with Barry B. Benson.

Benson is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like Slappy from Goosebumps. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by Pixar with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it.

Benson

Benson
Vital statistics
Title Disney's biggest ripoff since Lion King.
Gender Indeterminate
Born ca. 250 B.C.
Died ca. 2556
Health 0.001
Level 5 Thug
Status Dead
Location Second Chance Antiques
Allies Carl Johnson
Enemies Woody
Mrs. Nesbitt
Big Smoke
Harry the Fly

“I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.”

~ Slappy on Benson

Benson and his near-identical peers exist for absolutely no reason, apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci, who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "Ken Block".

Trivia

  • He was awarded "Sexiest Man of the Year" by Sports Illustrated, beating both Woody and Darth Vader.
  • He is not related to Slappy in any way.
  • Contrary to popular belief, he does not like jazz.
  • Is known to smoke the finest catnip in all of New Jersey.
  • Is known to have a fierce rivalry with Mrs. Nesbitt.