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{{infobox character | {{infobox character | ||
| name = Benson | | name = Benson | ||
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| race = Dummy | | race = Dummy | ||
| faction = Gabby's gang | | faction = Gabby's gang | ||
| health = | | health = 69 | ||
| level = 5 Thug | | level = 5 Thug | ||
| status = Dead | | status = Dead | ||
| location = Second Chance Antiques | | location = Second Chance Antiques | ||
| allies = [[Carl Johnson | | allies = [[Carl Johnson]] | ||
| enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke | | enemies = [[Woody]]<br/>[[Mrs. Nesbitt]]<br/>[[Big Smoke]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}} | {{Q|I had nothing to do with that son of a bitch.|Slappy on Benson}} | ||
'''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it. | '''Benson''' is a ventriloquist dummy who happens to look a lot like [[Slappy]] from ''Goosebumps''. Except he is indeed Slappy's bastard cousin, hired by [[Pixar]] with reckless disregard for copyright despite its parent company being overzealous about it. | ||
Benson and his near-identical peers exist for | Benson and his near-identical peers exist for absolutely no reason, apart from being a pack of subservient enforcers for local crime boss [[Gabby Gabby|Gabrielle "Big Gabby" Vespucci]], who ran a protection racket using an antique store as a front for their illegal operations. Gabby appears to be rather confused about his name, occasionally calling him Binson or Vincent especially when his employer is drunk. He once tried starting a union inside the antique store, but none of its denizens expressed interest. He also moonlighted as a rally driver under the pseudonym "Ken Block". | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He was awarded "Sexiest Man of the Year" by ''Sports Illustrated'', beating both Woody and [[Darth Vader]]. | *He was awarded "Sexiest Man of the Year" by ''Sports Illustrated'', beating both Woody and [[Darth Vader]]. | ||
*He is not related to Slappy in any way. | *He is not related to Slappy in any way. | ||
*Is known to smoke the finest catnip in all of New Jersey. | *Is known to smoke the finest catnip in all of New Jersey. | ||
*Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]]. | *Is known to have a fierce rivalry with [[Mrs. Nesbitt]]. | ||
[[Category:Vegetables]] | [[Category:Vegetables]] | ||
[[Category:Imbeciles]] | |||