459
edits
*insert witty banner here*
No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
*...that | *...that you're just staring on this page? | ||
*...that '''this is [[Sparta]]?''' | *...that '''this is [[Sparta]]?''' | ||
*...that | *...that it's garbage day? | ||
*...that '''you can [[American Girl|shove your ass in a doll box and sell yourself for a hundred dollars]]?''' | *...that '''you can [[American Girl|shove your ass in a doll box and sell yourself for a hundred dollars]]?''' | ||
*...that | *...that for every single pixel contained in your monitor, you only get one dollar? | ||
*...that every pack of this snack food contains '''12 essential [[antics]]'''? | *...that every pack of this snack food contains '''12 essential [[antics]]'''? | ||
*...that you can waltz right into a newspaper bureau and '''[[Kit Kittredge|submit your own news report]]'''? | *...that you can waltz right into a newspaper bureau and '''[[Kit Kittredge|submit your own news report]]'''? |