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...that you're just staring on this page?
...that this is Sparta?
...that it's garbage day?
...that you can shove your ass in a doll box and sell yourself for a hundred dollars?
...that for every single pixel contained in your monitor, you only get one dollar?
...that every pack of this snack food contains 12 essential antics?
...that you can waltz right into a newspaper bureau and submit your own news report?