Grand Theft Jimbo V

Grand Theft Jimbo V is a sequel to the original Grand Theft Jimbo created by Huck and PCHS-NJROTC on Wikipedia. It is an HD Universe Grand Theft Auto game starring Wikipedia founder Jimbo Wales. This game is satire and should not be considered an accurate depiction of any real person or convey any desire for vandals to be harmed in real life (although making GTA mods in which NPCs are fashioned after real life vandals could be entertaining). Some content is copied from the original game, which is licensed by Wikipedia contributors under the GFDL.

Plot

15 years after the events of Grand Theft Jimbo, the war on vandalism is still going strong. Jimbo and the ArbCom do not tolerate vandalism and trolling and must protect the Wikimedia servers from them. GTJ V is of the HD universe and there are some differences from characters in the original 3D universe game.

Setting

Grand Theft Jimbo is set in the city of San Fierro, where the Wikimedia Foundation is headquartered.

Main characters

Jimbo

Jimbo, whose real name is Jimmy Wales, is the main protagonist in the game. He founded the Wikimedia Foundation, and he founded the Arbcom Gang in response some relentless gangs of vandals who had been attacking his Wikimedia Foundation. His ultimate goal is to exterminate his rivals and rid the city of vandals. In his quest, he meets many allies, many girlfriends, and many enemies, and people from all demographics.

Mike

Mike, whose real name is Mike Godwin, has been a member of the Arbcom Gang since the beginning, is a lawyer, and is Jimmy's best friend. He helps get Jimmy out of any legal entanglements he gets into along the way. He's also Jimmy's adviser, and he warns Jimmy of any negative consequences of any of Jimmy's plans. He also keeps Jimmy out of trouble with the law along the way and defends the ArbCom from the cops. He is not to be confused with Mikemike, who is a sexist jackass and an enemy of the ArbCom.

Huck

Huck, whose real name is Blake Gripling and whose nickname comes from Huckleberry Finn, has been a member of the ArbCom gang since high school and hails from The Philippines. He is a professional hacker and a real badass and a force to be reckoned with. He has a collection of IEDs based on American Girl dolls which he uses against vandals. He is friends with PCHS Pirate and Trent Toulouse, and he is friendly with the Rat Vandals despite them being a rival gang. In his off time he enjoys modding The Sims and Grand Theft Auto. He has a lover who he keeps anonymous to protect them.

Pirate

Pirate, whose real name is David Morris and whose nickname comes from his high school mascot, has also been a member of the ArbCom gang wince high school and hails from Vice City. He is a substitute teacher for the San Fierro Unified School District who is taking seminary classes online through Bob Jones University. He is friends with Huck, Andy, and Manta, and is friendly with the Conservatrolls despite them being a rival gang. He enjoys whitehat hacking and modding The Sims and Grand Theft Auto. He is an Independent Fundamental Baptist, and due to being a religious person he tries to avoid killing enemies, with the exception of Rat Vandals because they are reprobate. He has personal beef with the Rat Vandals, who accuse him of hating cheerleaders despite being friends with all of them when in middle and high school (and still maintaining friendship with several of them), which is ironic because the Rat Vandals themselves hate cheerleaders and try to kill them. He has a girlfriend named Lynn who is a twin and goes to Pensacola Christian College. He is autistic and has an odd interest in organizations and institutions, and what makes them work. He is protective of Lynn, children, and the elderly.

Andy

Andy, whose real name is Andrew Schlafly, is the leader of the Conservatrolls. Andy is a lawyer and homeschool teacher from Alderny. He is a huge supporter of Donald Trump and fundamentalist Christianity. He doesn't vandalize but gets into edit wars on Wikipedia. He is a friend of Pirate.

Trent

Trent, whose real name is Trent Toulouse, is the leader of the Rat Vandals. Trent is a college professor from Bone County who used to vandalize wikis when he was in college himself. He works at USFSA and has a pet goat.

Manta

Manta is a former enemy of the ArbCom from Vice City who later became an ally after Pirate knocked her out when she was firing upon Wikimedia but did not kill her. She likes to keep her real name private for fear of harassment by the Rat Vandals. She was a cheerleader in high school and is actually a nice person despite trying to attack Wikimedia when she was very young.

Megan Hartz

Megan Hartz is the head librarian at the San Fierro Public Library whom helps write new articles at Wikipedia and also watches for vandals, inside the library and elsewhere

Dyskliver

Dyskliver, whose real name is Arthur Kerensa, is one of the main antagonists in the game along with Grawp. He is a homeless loser who lives in a landfill. He has infiltrated all of the different gangs at different times, always with nefarious intentions. He is killed along with Grawp in the final mission of the game, in which all of the different gangs set rivalries aside and band together to waste him. Jimbo, Mike, Trent, Andy, Huck, Pirate, Manta, and Megan Hartz all beat him to death with melee weapons at the end of the game, and then the cops come in and overkill his dead body.

Grawp

Grawp, whose nickname comes from Harry Potter, is one of the main antagonists in the game along with Dyskliver. He is a native of San Andreas, hailing from Los Santos. Unlike Dyskliver, he doesn't even try to act like an ally, preferring brute force against the various wiki leaders. He is friends with Mooney. He is killed by Jimbo during the final mission right before Dyskliver is beat to a pulp.

Mikemike

Mikemike, whose real name is Michael Coombs, is an enemy of both the ArbCom and the Rat Vandals. Similar to Dyskliver, nobody likes him. He is a sexist and racist asshole. He is killed by Trent during the events of the game.

Abd

Abd, whose real name is Abd Lomax, is a friend of Dyskliver who is also enemies with the ArbCom, the Rat Vandals, and the Conservatrolls. He is a devout Muslim and is into alternative medicine. He is an idiot. He is killed by Huck during a mission.

Mooney

Mooney, whose real name is Joshua Moon, is the leader of the KiwiDramaticans. He hails from Vice City, is an unemployed loser, and is an enemy of Jimbo, Trent, and Andy (he actually gives Dyskliver a run for his money for position of the worlds top loser). He is killed by the cops during a mission.

Keegscee

Keegscee, whose real name is Paul Birkolz, is a member of the Rat Vandals. He hails from Texas, is an engineer, and is Pirate's nemesis. He is killed by Manta during a mission.

Ron DeSantis

Ron DeSantis is the corrupt governor of Vice State who occasionally shows his face around San Fierro. Jimbo doesn't like him because he is in favor of censorship, Pirate doesn't like him because he has been pissing on public education and on labor unions, and because Trump 2024! He can't be killed because of his security detail.

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the corrupt President of the United States who occasionally shows his face around San Fierro. He is dumb and can't form a coherent sentence. He can't be killed because of his security detail.

Gangs

• The Arbcom - Jimmy's own gang
• Uncyclopedians - Competing gang lead by a man named Jonathan Huang aka Chronarion
• The Ballas -
• Grove Street Families - The guys who violate the biography of living persons policy by putting stuff about Jimmy that makes Jimmy want to battle them to help save Wikipedia.
• The Triads - Chinese gang attempting to censor Wikipedia, also attempts to bomb the Wikimedia servers
• Mmbabies - Gang of escaped mental patients who enjoy vandalizing Wikipedia as a favorite past time
• H4xx0r Kings - Gang of hackers attempting to DDoS the Wikimedia servers
• The Manta Rays - Manta's old gang in high school, the reason for the creation of the schoolblock template. Sometimes the younger ones still attack Wikipedia and have to be dealt with, but sometimes they actually help Wikipedia.
• The Tarpons - Another gang of students who act like the Mantas. Sometimes they are malicious, sometimes they are helpful.
• The ID Phish - Gang of identity theives trying to make Wikipedia into one big phishing scam website
• The Fandomites
• The Willies on Wheels - self-explanatory.
• The IPpies - gangs of anonymous faced people who can sometimes be helpful but most of the time just try and steal stuff and substitute your inventory items with kitsch.
• The Conservatrolls - a gang which seeks to expose corrupt liberal politicians and those who promote evolution science. Has a bitter rivalry with the Rat Vandals. Is a rival to the ArbCom but doesn't directly attack it. They have a tendency to use RPGs on individual rivals, often causing collateral damage.
• The RationalWikians - a gang of vandals who mainly attack the Conservatrolls but sometimes also attacks Wikimedia. They sometimes try to recruit members of the ArbCom to join their gang, while also recruiting enemies of ArbCom. In the gangs early days, they never used lethal force, but this has changed in more recent years. They have a tendency to commit friendly fire and mislabel enemies. Manta occasionally attacks them, Huck occasionally helps them, and Pirate does a little of both.
• The WikiPumas - Not so much a gang as a corporation of highly intelligent pumas that have an alliance with Arbcom. They often live in tents behind the schools.
• The Spammers - A gang which attacks the ArbCom, Conservatrolls, and the Rat Vandals with grenades that look like canned meat. They are annoying.
• The KiwiDramaticans - Gang of assholes who engage in general assholery. They engage in doxxing, swatting, and other forms of harassment. Its members are in a constant state of being wanted by the cops.
• SFPD - The cops
• Barbie

Trivia

• Unlike other GTAs, there are children and functioning schools in Grand Theft Jimbo. However, if a child is harmed, the player instantly receives three wanted stars, and if a child or non-vandal teenager is killed, the player receives five wanted stars. Killing juvenile members of vandal gangs gives the player four wanted stars.
• Most of the businesses are run by mobsters. Particularly, Infirmary Corporation of America is a huge corporation owned by a group of mob bosses, and legend has it they are not to be messed with. Although there are no wanted stars for creating carnage either of the ICA hospitals, alarms will go off and a team of FIB-like armed security guards will overwhelm any troublemakers with headshots; if a weapon is so much as pulled out inside the facilities, the person pulling out said weapon will be instantly killed with no chance of escape. There are no wanted stars because "ICA does not call the cops" (quote from the CEO).
• Somewhat similar to the hospitals, brandishing any weapons or harming any students in schools results in instant death of the person causing disruption, but they do get wanted stars, specifically they instantly get five wanted stars. This is how Dyskliver's sister Emblyn died.
• Outside of the supermarkets, members of various groups, including high school bands, cheerleaders, Girl/Boy Scouts, and the Sanitation Army (based on the Salvation Army), will beg for money much like homeless people do in GTA IV.