*insert witty banner here*

Mary Poppins: Difference between revisions

Jump to navigation Jump to search
no edit summary
(Created page with "{{infobox character | name = Mary Poppins | image = File:Mary Poppins2.jpg | imagewidth = 240px | caption = Mary Poppins | born = ca. 420 B.C. | died = ? | title = The nanny herself. | gender = Female | race = Indeterminate | faction = ? | health = Immortal | level = 69 | status = Alive | location = London, England | allies = Herbert Alfred<br/>The Banks children | enemies = Big Smoke<br/>Kimi Räik...")
 
No edit summary
Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit
Line 20: Line 20:
'''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.
'''Mary Elizabeth Poppins''', married name '''Mary Alfred''', is an English governess, musician and professional skateboarder.


Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.
Poppins became best known for being the subject of a series of novels by [[P. L. Travers]] portraying her as an immortal magical nanny; in reality she was incredibly skilled at [[Pwned|gaslighting children]] and [[AAAAAAAA!|scoffing at them]] upon being confronted, though it is hinted that she is indeed inhuman.


Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest.
Prior to her career as a nanny, Poppins worked as a secretary in her native London and took up other odd jobs such as a messenger and switchboard operator. She also played as a bassist for various rock, metal and punk bands such as The Cure and The Faction. She also had a notable career in skateboarding where she nearly beat [[Tony Hawk]] in a vert contest.
Anonymous user

Navigation menu